Sunday, March 29, 2009

Tobacco Companies Want You to Die

Is this true anxiety or is the campaign against the tobacco companies only offering fake anxiety?

No one wants placebo anxiety. That's why you're here. It's foolproof.

Commercials on TV, billboards and public dollars announce daily that the big scary tobacco companies want to kill us. As a non smoker, I can assure you that this is not the case. If all smokers died, no one would be there to buy cigarettes.

I do not advise that you pick up a cancer stick as a result of this post. I only want you to know that if you're looking for something to worry you today, it wouldn't be prudent to hedge your anxious bets on the notion that cigarette makers want you dead.

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