Chapstick Take Two

For those of you who have naturally moist lips, this post does not apply to you.

For those of you who have thin, thick, vuluptuous, teeny, well rounded, pink, brown, light, dark or whatever pair of lips on your face that don't moisten themselves, this post applies to you.

In the past I briefly discussed the anxiety caused by running out of chapstick. True to my expertise on feeling anxious, I have attached a photo of my bottom lip that proves what happens if you lose or run out of chapstick.

As you can see, my top lip is one size. My bottom, however, can be explained...

For one whole day I napped under the Mexican Riviera's sun, thinking I would find something to get anxious about later in the day. But I awoke to the cause/effect relationship of lipbalmless lips post sunburn.

This photo is not a fake. I have not had a lip injection. I merely got my bottom lip, yes, only that lip, burnt by the sun.

Be comforted in knowing that while I slept I thought of nothing but how my lip was burning and what I would look like when I awoke.

Alas, even naps in the sun can be filled with anxiety.