Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Plants Are Death

Let me say this: Plants belong outside.

That said, why people bring them inside baffles me. It's like having a cat. You constantly care for them but they don't care back.

If you forget to water them, they begin their long drawn-out death process for which there is no return. Once they get thirsty, it's all over. Forget nursing your plant back to health. Your plant exists solely to cause you anxiety.

Which is, if you ask me, foolproof.

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