Shavers, Razors, ooh la la!

I've reached a point in my life where even I am shocked about my own anxiety. I know, booey.

This is about shavers, razors, or whatever you use to remove hair from your body.

Name the brand, go ahead. Just know that whatever you buy will not work properly. The shaving industry has unwittingly sent all of us into an anxious zone revolving around their products.

I've seen all the commercials for Quattro, or slammo or bump free designo. I forget their names but one thing is clear: The more blades they shove into that tiny piece of plastic, the more confusing it becomes to get a good shave.

They should make a shaver called Hundie, by forcing a hundred blades into one shaver, which would get it all over with since clearly that's where the shaving industry is headed.

Until then, rest assured that purchasing blades is a foolproof road to anxiety.