Crimes Against Anxiety

The United States Post Office has long been a fantastic source of anxiety. Stamp prices rise every twelve seconds, post boxes are torn down in every town, and the infamous saying "going postal" no longer applies because it's not just postal workers going mad-- everyone's doing it.

In a fit of anxiety I broke down and bought the ugly "Forever" stamps. Just know I never meant to do it. It was a crime of a passion.

When these six-thousand, four-hundred and eighty-one stamps are used up, I will rejoice in the anxiety that plagues the rest of you everytime you stick a stamp on an envelope and wonder if it's enough.