Showing posts with label God. Show all posts
Showing posts with label God. Show all posts

Friday, April 24, 2009

Rubik Mastermind


Not so fast.

I don't purport to have the ability to solve the elusive Rubik's Cube. Nor do I contend that the Rubik alone will give you a decent injection of anxiety.

But, and this a major but, if you can get your hands on the all-grey-toned Rubik's Cube, this puzzle will drive you over the brink of anxiety into nearby phobiaville because it is exceedingly difficult to see the different toned squares.

Good day.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Bedtime Tummy Talker

Ladies and gentlemen... drumroll please...

No, that's just just your stomach. Hungry late at night? Think about this: Why? What's the point?

The point is-- It's proof there is no god. You know if you eat something you are doing yourself a disservice. If you don't eat be sure to count how long you obsess until you fall asleep, if you can fall asleep at all. Some might call this temptation, but hell if you're hungry... Eat!

Knowing there is no god surely will raise your heart rate a little this evening.


Older Anxiety, Timeless + Foolproof

Grape Tweets

    follow me on Twitter