Anxious Fish Makes For Anxious Fun

I'm overfeeding the fish, I'm sure of it. I don't clean the filter often enough, I'm sure of it. One died a few months back, I'm sure I'm the reason. So why do people say fish tanks bring tranquility to a home? If your tranquility is defined by the levels of your anxiety, then it's a tranquil home if I ever saw one.

Foolproof Anxiety: get fish.