We all know that Jelly Belly makes a delicious jelly bean. A flavour explosion in your mouth that no other candy maker can claim.
They sell bags of single flavoured beans, and they also offer a mixed bag of jelly beans. Eaten singularly, the beans could be lovely. However, once you place an unlabeled yellow bean on your tongue then mix it with anything else unlabeled, I guarantee you the flavor will be barf.
Take your time... don't rush. What you think is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich jelly bean combo is actually pinacoladabarf.
Try again. I dare you.
Of course, you'll be safer this time by selecting perhaps an off white bean + a white bean. This combo will likely result in the flavour of breastmilk.
If you dare try again, you will wish you were more anxious than you are already.
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