Evite? Yes it Does Cause Anxiety!

Free invitations to parties, weddings, or even a bris! How could that make you anxious, you ask?

Were you aware that when you "view invitation" the author of the evite knows you opened it? If you're just like me you want to "view" the date, time and prospective attendees before mulling it over and providing a yay or nay response. This is where it gets anxious...

Now you've opened the invitation. You plan on spending the next few days deciding if you can stomach the crowd. But the author is now fuming that you've seen the invitation but haven't yet responded-- "What kind of a person has to *think* about coming to my party?"

You. You're that kind of person.

And as every day passes you remind yourself you should respond, but instead you forget, go to bed, wake up, forget, remind... the evite cycle continues. You will forever be the bad guy until you click "yay."

Now that's what I call evitexiety!