Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Toes Are Worthy of Your Pain

Don't gross out. Today's topic is toenail clippers.

Wait wait wait a minute don't leave... I know many of you have professionals who care for your feet, but for those of us who have too much anxiety to let a stranger trim our toenails, this topic is a prime example of something worthy of our worry.

And it's a good thing. I can name ten things you can stress over before bedtime.
It goes something like this:

This little piggy went to the market... This little piggy went home.
This little piggy begged for a trim, and you are one little piggy less now that you're done.

Toenail clippers are the freakiest of all tools found in the house. Forget that Sawz-all in your garage, or that huge thing in your kitchen called a stove. Those scary nail trimmers in your bathroom take the title of the number one item that results in anxiety.


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