Fresh Stress

Okay already. I get it. I'm supposed to eat fresh fruits and vegetables. I've seen that pyramid. I heard my mom. But no one tells you what happens when you grow up: You have to buy perishables and consume them before they go bad.

What happens to us is we buy perishables, then stare at them for a week because they are too demanding to cook, or, in the case of grapejellykelly, they are so damn co-dependent.

"I'm gonna die if you don't consume me."-- That's what they are saying to us from their drawer.

Commitment causes anxiety. Just knowing that you have to eat a specific food by a certain date... that's enough for a xanax.

Fresh foods equals fresh anxiety!